About Psychos who Babble
We don't joke about Brian's past here.
... On second thought.
That's a lie. We DO joke about Brian's past – at Brian's expense that is. This site is riddled with self-depreciation and banter that pokes fun at both of our pasts, presents, and futures. Readers can expect to encounter humor and discussions that are undoubtedly tone-deaf, frequently childish, occasionally morbid, and all around "in bad taste".
What we DON'T do is joke about the murders and rapes that Brian has committed.
Nothing written here is intended to deride or minimize the pain of any person who has been the victim of a crime, or who has otherwise been personally affected by one. Especially not the many who've already suffered immeasurably due to Brian's past actions. We mock perpetrators, not victims.
If you're here looking for details about the murders, you've come to the wrong place.
References to specific murders and/or rapes are rare and kept vague. They will only be mentioned when doing so is in service of broader discussions about how to dissuade future would-be sex-offenders and homicidal maniacs from pulling the trigger – metaphorically. And literally.
The fuck is this site?
Psychobabble
The [mis]use of psychological jargon and buzzwords in a way that may sound impressive to an uninformed observer, but is actually meaningless or irrelevant.
"Psychos who Babble"
Two moral imbeciles, of different breeds and degrees, who enjoy babbling with each other.
Experts have classified this term as 'peak psychobabble', 'post-modern psychobabble', and 'psychobabble avant garde'.
Meet your Hosts
Brian Dugan [Cheeseburger] – 69 year old Lifer, Psychopath, and ex Homicidal Maniac
Mads Schaerr [Fincher] – 27 year old Nomad, Sick Puppy, and ex Productive Member of Society
What We Do
We write each other things. We write other things. Some of those things we write get posted here for your entertainment.
The Goal
The true purpose of this website is to gaslight you out of your covert self-denial, so that you may begin to realize that your self-loathing is nothing more than projection. Once your attachment style is sufficiently secure, my hope is that you'll begin to passively learn that there are better coping strategies for seasonal depression than labeling people as toxic, and that you'll instead consider diagnosing them as Narcissists.
Some of you will self-actualize. Others will neurodiverge. But for the rare few who are normally-distributed, you will instead acquire the trait of adaptive apophenia, which will empower you to identify that your worst boss was – in fact – a Psychopath. Not everyone will be high enough in trait conscientiousness to achieve this level of meta-cognition, but those who do will find that their emotional baggage has gone into remission.
Let's Trauma Bond!
Sincerely,
Mads
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